The Private Equity Invasion of Suburbia

Your Local Dentist, Vet, and Funeral Home Are Now Owned by Wall Street

You probably didn’t notice when Wall Street vultures swooped in and claimed your neighborhood.

That’s how private equity operates—stealth mode until it’s too late. They quietly buy up local businesses, gut them for parts, jack up your bills, and walk away richer while your town gets hollowed out.

This isn’t a big-city problem anymore. It’s everywhere: small-town America, suburban strip malls, your family’s dentist, your kid’s daycare, the vet your dog has seen since they were a puppy.

Private equity has declared war on your community. And the worst part? Most folks don’t even know it’s happening.